Water Balloon Deflection(1)(W)
Instant
Counter target spell that targets a creature.
Deal one damage to each opponent.
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Instant
Counter target spell that targets a creature.
Deal one damage to each opponent.
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Instant
Counter target spell that targets a creature.
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Sorcery — Beast
Reveal the top 3 cards of your library. You may put a land card into your hand and a non-legendary creature into your hand. Put the remaining cards into your graveyard.
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Sorcery
Your opponent fateseals 2.
You may mill up to two cards from your library.
Draw two cards.
"This is cinema guys!"
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Instant
Choose a creature you control. Reveal up to ten cards from your hand that have a character in common with the creature's art. Add that many {r}.(The character just needs to appear in both arts.)
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Enchantment Creature — Spirit Child
Protection from spirits
Flying
{U}{U}{U}: Put Dream Child on top of your library from any zone you can see it from.
1/4
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Creature — Beast
Reach
Desk Squirrel cannot be blocked by creatures with 3 or more power.
1/1
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Instant
Counter target spell that targets a Treefolk, Forest, or Beast you control.
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Creature — Child Beast
Ward {1}
Wild Child has +2/+2 if you control no artifacts or enchantments.
"Andrew Jackson was a cannibal, look it up"
3/4
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Enchantment — Aura
Enchant child
Enchanted creature is a beast in addition to it's other types. Enchanted creature gains trample and +2/+3.
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Instant
Target creature you control deals damage equal to it's power to target creature.
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Creature — Child Pirate
Menace
Plunder - Spells you cast which you did not draft cost {1} less.
Buried Treasure - As long as you control an island, artifacts you control have ward {2}.
2/2
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Artifact — Toy
{t}: Untap all other nonland permanents you control.
{t}: Add {W}{W}
"Whoa! I do have time powers!"
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Artifact — Equipment Toy
Equipped creature has reach and +0/+2
Equip {0}
"Player receives mega-blaster alpha omega!"
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Creature — Child
Indestructible
As this creature enters, put a buddy counter on a toy you control.
When you control no permanents with buddy counters on them, sacrifice this creature.
5/1
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Artifact Creature — Zombie Frog Toy
Reach, Deathtouch
2/2
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Artifact — Toy
When Lil Buddy enters, put target creature you control in detention. (Detention is a zone like exile. Creatures in detention can't attack or block.)
At your end step, if you own a creature in detention, draw a card and lose 1 life.
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Artifact
Children you control have flying.
Super Bounce - Whenever a child you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature you control.
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Creature — Human
Video Collection- Whenever you cast an artifact spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Video Store Clerk.
"I feel like I've been put here on this planet so that I can guide the three of you into finding the ultimate film experience."
4/4
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Creature — Child
Haste, Reach
Peripherals- Equipping Gaming Sumo costs {1} less. It costs {0} if the equipment is depicting a video game system.
2/2
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Artifact
When Prize Booth enters choose up to 5 artifacts from outside the game and gain 2 tickets. Put the cards in the prize wall. (Ideally from other cubes. The prize wall is a new zone that's basically exile.)
Whenever a creature deals combat damage to a player, their owner gains 1 ticket.
Spent 3 tickets: Add a card from the prize wall to your hand. Any player may activate this ability.
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Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature has reach, +1/+1 if an Island is in play, and ward {1}.
Equip creature {1}
Equip child {0}
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Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's first main phase, they add {U}. (This happens every turn)
Elementals and cycling abilities cost {U} less.
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Instant
Counter target spell.
Sharks and Minnows- Up to two target creatures gain a creature type of your choice until end of turn.
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Creature — Human
Defender
{T}: Add {w}
{3}: Target spell that targets a creature you control targets Incarcerated Laborers instead.
0/3
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Instant
Return up to two target permanents from the graveyard to your hand.
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Creature — Human Teacher
Improvise (Your artifacts can help cast that spell. Each artifact you tap after you’re done activating mana abilities pays for {1}.)
Trample, Protection from Children
9/9
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Sorcery
Destroy target artifact with mana value 3 or less.
Draw a card.
"Psst! Hey, psst! You what happened to you? You got, cool, yeah I mean it you're like the new tough guy in school who's like totally dead inside!"- Belson
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Enchantment
Only one creature may attack or block each combat.
{3}: Move Solitude to detention. This ability may be activated by any player.
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Enchantment
When Thirty Days and Seven Seas enters, search your library for a vehicle or pirate, reveal it, and put it into your hand. Shuffle.
Whenever you cast a spell, put a tentacle counter on Thirty Days and Seven Seas.
Remove 8 tentacle counters from Thirty Days and Seven Seas: Create a blue 8/8 Kraken creature token.
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Land — Swamp Forest
As Lost Playground enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Lost Playground enters the battlefield tapped.
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Land — Plains Island
As Freezer Aisle enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Freezer Aisle enters the battlefield tapped.
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Land — Forest Island
As Sheep's Bridge enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Sheep's Bridge enters the battlefield tapped.
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Land — Island Swamp
As Pizza Swamp enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Pizza Swamp enters the battlefield tapped.
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Land — Swamp Mountain
As Fun Dungeon enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Fun Dungeon enters the battlefield tapped.
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Land — Mountain Forest
As Rough Riders Chicken enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Rough Riders Chicken enters the battlefield tapped.
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Enchantment
Flash
All creatures power and toughness are switched.
Come along with me as we journey deep into the uncharted waters of the mind.
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Artifact
Artifacts you own in all zones cost {1}
{t}: Scry 3
Welcome to Jeff's intergalactic space adventure!
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Artifact — Vehicle
When Airplane enters, deal 2 damage to any target.
Flying
Crew 3
"Good morning, everyone! This is Captain Clarence speaking."
4/4
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Enchantment
Whenever a creature with flying attacks, draw a card.
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Creature — Human Pilot
Flying
{t}: Target vehicle becomes a creature until end of turn.
"First time flying!"
4/5
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Creature — Child Noble
{t}: Exchange target permanent on the battlefield with one in detention. (They must be owned by the same player.)
"Clarence, this is a masterpiece."
2/2
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Creature — Child Detective
Newsie Percy can only be blocked by children.
"Extra! Extra!"
1/2
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Creature — Human Teacher
Whenever you cast a spell, Elementary Teacher gains first strike until end of turn.
Children you control have +1/+1
4/4
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Artifact
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 2 or less, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
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Instant
Target creature gains flying, vigilance, and +1/+1 until end of turn.
"Sumo, stop! Let go!"
"I can't! He's my friend!"
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Creature — Bird Beast
Haste
Whenever you cast another spell with "Sauce" in the name, deal 3 damage to each opponent.
"I like Hot Sauce. He's my favorite Bird. When I grow up I wanna be like Hot Sauce."- Sumo
3/3
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Instant
Starting with your opponent, each player drops a die onto your library from a height of at least 12 inches. Whoever sticks it first wins. The winning player creates a 2/2 white Human creature token and draws a card.
If you are not the winning player, draw a card and gain 3 life.
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Instant
Tap all creatures with power 3 or greater.
Draw a card.
"Sus-pended?" "Yeah, what does that mean?" "Don't be smart with me, boys.
No school for a whole week."
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Instant
Exile the bottom 3 cards of your opponents deck. You may play cards exiled this way.
Add {R}. You may spend this mana only to cast artifact spells.
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Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature has "Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, scry 1." and Ward {1}
Equip {2}
"You look in one end, and I look in the other end, and we see each other's thoughts and stuff."- Clarence
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Creature — Spirit Child
While Balance, Dream Demon is on the battlefield, he has the rules text of all creatures you own in detention.
"Soup's on, sass boy!"- Balance
4/4
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Creature — Spirit Child
The Hand You Took - At you end step, you may attach an equipment you control to Balance, Carnival Fugitive.
Captain's Hook - As long as you control an artifact, Balance, Carnival Fugitive is a pirate with +2/+0 and menace in addition to it's other types.
"There's the man's world and there's the spirit world"- Balance
4/5
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Instant — Beast
Target creature gains +1/+3 and reach until end of turn. It is a Monkey until end of turn. Untap it.
"Zoo powers, go! Power of snake! Power of monkey."
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Enchantment
Creatures you did not draft have haste.
At the beginning of your combat step, target creature you did not draft gains double strike until end of turn and target creature you did draft gains first strike until end of turn.
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Sorcery
Exile the top card of your library and 4 random cards from another cube. You may play these cards until the end of your next turn. (You may use undrafted cards from this cube in a pinch.)
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Instant
Draw a card for each enchantment you control.
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Enchantment Creature — Human
Constellation — Whenever Copernicus, The Astronomer or another enchantment enters the battlefield under your control, return target creature to it's owners hand.
"I'm reading about the great historical masterminds of astronomy."- Jeff
5/5
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Creature — Child
Flood Clarence has +1/+1 for each enchantment you control.
If Flood Clarence is a bird, he gains flying.
2/2
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Instant
Destroy target creature.
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Enchantment
When Make Believe enters, choose a creature type. Children you control gain the creature type no matter which zone they're in.
{2}{U}: Exile Make Believe and return it to the battlefield.
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Artifact — Vehicle
Flying
When Craft Rocket attacks, scry 1.
Crew 1
"People are always going to look for the easy way out. But you worked hard. And you did something amazing."- Mrs. Baker
1/1
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Sorcery
When you draft Gnomefall, reveal it and add 5 random cards from the Gravity Falls cube to your draft pool.
Deal 2 damage to target creature.
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Artifact
When Lobster Tank leaves the battlefield, create a blue 2/2 Lobster Beast creature token.
{1}{U}, Sacrifice Lobster Tank: Scry 1, then draw a card.
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Instant
Put the top 5 cards of your library into detention.
"Now, you boys sit down and think about how you got here."- Mr. Reece
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Creature — Child
Skulk
Contraband Cabinet - You may cast artifact spells from detention.
"Clarence, baby, don't worry. I switched the coffee in the teachers lounge to decaf, and I doubled Mr.Reese's doughnut count. It's all smooth sailing, baby."- Jeff
1/2
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Sorcery
Return up to three permanents from detention to the battlefield.
"Clarence, baby! Get in here, you! Welcome to detention."- Jeff
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Creature — Human Teacher
Vigilance
Creatures in detention cannot change zones.
Creatures in detention lose all abilities.
2/2
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Artifact
The Boxcurse Children - When a creature deals combat damage to you, put it and The Cursed Box into detention.
"Your point?"
"Look at how old he is. Old people know all about curses and magic."
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Creature — Child Horror
Menace
Killer Belson has +1/+1 for each card you own in detention.
"Welcome to the last room you'll ever enter. The game I've created will surely lead to the demise of you all."- Belson
4/4
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Enchantment
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, they must sacrifice an artifact, enchantment, or creature.
"Don't want to go. I hate Belson."
"Belson's in our little gang you know, like the ones in old movies where they sell lemonade, and Belson would be like our pet bulldog or something."
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Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature has +1/+1 and "{t}: Draw a card."
Equip {2}
"We took a bunch of selfies me and Belson playing the Cerebrus Breach. It was It was a lot of fun."- Jeff
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Creature — Beast
Haste
When Lucky Lizard becomes the target of a spell an opponent controls, flip a coin, on heads counter that spell.
4/4
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Sorcery
Destroy target artifact.
Cycling {2}
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Artifact — Vehicle
When Dream Boat attacks, target legendary creature gains unblockable until end of turn.
Crew 2
"I don't have a lot of things that are mine. Sometimes things are really hard for me. It's not perfect, but it's my boat and I love it."- Sumo
4/5
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Land — Mountain Plains
As Aberdale Desert enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Aberdale Desert enters the battlefield tapped.
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Land — Island Mountain
As Squirty's Moist Mountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Squirty's Moist Mountain enters the battlefield tapped.
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Land — Forest Plains
As Bendle Park enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, Bendle Park enters the battlefield tapped.
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Creature — Treefolk
Reach
You may play lands from your graveyard.
A World Alive - At your end step, if you control 12 or more total Forests, Beasts, and Treefolk, you win the game.
2/4
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Creature — Treefolk Insect
Reach
When Infested Timber enters target permanent becomes a colorless Forest land. (It loses all other types and abilities)
3/4
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Sorcery
Forest Whispers - If you control a Treefolk, gain 3 life.
Constellation - If this is your first spell you've cast this turn, draw 2 cards.
Growth and Decay - You may return a card from your graveyard to your hand.
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Artifact — Vehicle
When Dirt Bike attacks, you may return a land from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
Crew 1
3/3
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Sorcery
Sacrifice a land.
Search your library for two forests and put them onto the battlefield tapped.
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Creature — Child
Trample
Ride the Bus - Forgotten Student has +1/+1 for each consecutive spell you've cast without casting a legendary spell. (Start counting at 0 after you resolve this spell.)
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Sorcery
Your opponent separates the top 3 cards of your library into two piles. Choose one to put into your hand, and one to put into detention.
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Artifact
When The Laser Orb is drafted, reveal it. Exile all cards which would be passed on the next pick. The draft gains another round (Each player opens a new sealed pack and drafts normally in that round).
{2}{R}, {T}: Add a card exiled with The Laser Orb to your hand.
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Creature — Child
Ward {1}
Jeff cannot enter your hand from the battlefield.
Whenever a card enters a player's hand from the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Jeff.
4/4
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Enchantment Creature — Spirit
Flying
You may cast Suburban Spirit from detention.
1/1
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Instant
Return all creatures to their owner's hands.
Cycling {U}{U} ({u}{U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
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Instant
Return all artifacts to their owner's hands.
Cycling {U}
"They can't know I caused the power outage!"- Jeff
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Creature — Human Teacher
Ms. Shoope has +1/+0 for each creature in detention.
Whistle - {W}, {T}: Tap target creature
Dunk - {1}: Ms. Shoope gains reach until end of turn.
5/6
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Instant
Return target spell to it's owners hand.
Squirty's pleased to announce their grand reopening of...the CURD CHURNER, Squirty's most popular ride!
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Creature — Elemental
Squirty, The Water Drop can’t be blocked.
Whenever Squirty, The Water Drop attacks, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
1/1
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Artifact — Treasure
Sacrifice Clarence Dollar, {t}: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever you cast a spell with Clarence in the name, return Clarence Dollar from your graveyard to the battlefield.
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Artifact
When Contraband Cabinet enters, search your library for up to three artifacts with mana value 1 or less and put them onto the battlefield.
{3}, {T}: Sacrifice Contraband Cabinet, draw a card.
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Artifact
Whenever you cast a teacher spell, put a sticker counter on Star Board.
Remove a sticker counter from Star Board, {t}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Remove 5 sticker counters from Star Board, {t}: Put an indestructible counter on target creature.
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Creature — Shapeshifter
Stalker - {u}, {t}: Fateseal 1
Skin Wearer - {1}{U}: Copy the textbox of target permanent except it gains this ability.
2/2
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Creature — Child Noble
Deathtouch
Political Prisoner - At the beginning of your end step, create a treasure token if King Belson is in detention.
Tell her I said "thanks".- Belson
1/2
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Sorcery
Each player puts a creature or land they control into detention.
Destroy all creatures.
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Artifact
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card.
Capture - Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you, its controller gains control of this artifact.
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Creature — Human Child
Vigilance
{t}: Return target creature from detention to the battlefield.
{t}: Exile target creature you control and return it to the battlefield. Activate only as sorcery.
1/1
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Creature — Human Child
Menace
Creatures you control but did not draft have +1/+1.
Sacrifice a land: Exile the top two cards of target player's library. You may play cards exiled this way as long as you control Warlord Sumo.
5/5
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Instant — Treefolk
Destroy target creature with flying, artifact, or enchantment.
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Enchantment Creature — Illusion
Flying
When The Dreamcaster enters, if you control three or more enchantments, draw three cards.
You may cast enchantment spells from exile, command zone, detention, or upload as if they were in your hand.
2/6
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Sorcery
When you draft this card, each player reveals three cards from their draft pool. Starting with you, each player chooses a revealed card and adds it to their draft pool.
Target creature can't block this turn. Draw a card.
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Sorcery
Each opponent looks away while you place a small piece of paper under target non land permanent. Each opponent gets two tries to find it.
If no opponent finds the paper, create a treasure token and draw a card. Gain 3 life.
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Creature — Human Teacher
Children you control have ward {1}.
Lesson Plan- Whenever a creature with power 2 or less enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {1}, if you do then draw a card.
3/3
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Creature — Human Warlock
When this creature enters, exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Spells you cast which target creatures cost {1} less.
4/3
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Sorcery
Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {t} this turn.)
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Artifact — Equipment
Equipped creature has +1/+1 and "{t}: Add one mana of any color".
Equip {2}
Equip Treefolk {1}
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Instant
Put target creature in detention. (Detention is a zone like exile. Creatures in detention can't attack or block.)
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