Lugia(9)

Custom — Pokemon Psychic Flying

When you cast this spell, exile target permanent.

Flying, first strike, vigilance, lifelink

Protection from instants

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Nightmare Freddy(B)

Artifact Creature — Horror Construct

Decayed

"I am remade, but not by you, by the one you should not have killed."

3/3

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The Dead House

Land — Swamp

{T}: Add 6{B}. Use this only to cast spells with Goosebumps artwork.

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Planet Bender

Artifact Land — Bender

Other lands you control lose all abilities and subtypes.

Tap a land you control: Add {C}{C}.

{4}: Upload the top card of your library

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Conquered by General Whiskers(2)(G)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land

Enchanted land is a 4/3 Alien Creature in addition to it's other types. When a land you control attacks, you may put a land from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

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Disney's Frozen Brain Machine(4)(U)(R)

Artifact

When Disney's Frozen Brain Machine enters the battlefield, deal 3 damage to any target.

Whenever you cast your first Instant or Sorcery each turn, counter it then shuffle it into your deck and exile the top three cards. You may cast one without paying its mana cost. Upload the others and add {E}{E}.

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John Cruelty(B)

Creature — Construct

Undying (When this creature dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Whenever a creature dies, create a treasure token and lose 2 life.

1/1

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Trauma Loop

Planeswalker

1: Add {C}. 

-1: Add 1 mana of any color. 

3

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Underwater City

Land

{t}: Add {U}

{5}: Create a 1/1 fish creature token with unblockable

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Golden Pasture

Land — Plains

Golden Pasture enters the battlefield tapped.

Golden Ticket - If you draft this card and put it into your deck, you may add up to 3 of the undrafted nonbasic lands to your deck before your first game.

{T}: {W}

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Sludge Visions(1)(U)(/)(R)

Instant

Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one into your hand, one into upload, and one into your graveyard.

Like two turtles are smoking cigars inside a sleeping bag

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Fresh Tag(1)(R)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Land

Enchanted land has "{T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn." and "{3}{R}: Create a 1/1 red Dinosaur Creature token with haste."

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Sludge Life(1)(B)

Instant

Target creature gets -2/-2 until end of turn.

"I came up here to hate my job better. The only job I would ever like, is a job disliking Young People."

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Zoo York

Land

Lands with prism counters have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."

{T}: Add {C}

{3}, {T}: Put a prism counter on target land.

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Nautilus Submarine(3)(U)(U)

Artifact — Vehicle

{3}{U}: Ocean Swell- Return all creatures to their owners hand. Nautilus Submarine gains Crew 0 until end of turn. You may only activate this ability once per game.

Crew 5

4/5

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Squidward's Vacation(3)(U)

Instant

Place target creature on top of it's controller's library.

Addendum- If you cast this spell during your main phase, you may instead put that creature on the bottom of it's controllers library.

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Mike, T-Rex, and Bobby(4)(G)(G)

Creature — Monster Dinosaur Human

Tag in Mike- At the beginning of combat you gain {E} (From laughing!)

Tag in T-Rex{3}{G}: Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls.

Tag in Bobby, Sacrifice a food token, {G}: Put 3 +1/+1 counters on target creature.

6/6

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Simon Del Fields and Morgan(4)(W)(W)

Creature — Human Warrior

Tag in Simon- At the beginning of combat put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Tag in Morgan{2}{W}: Creatures you control gain +1/+1 until of turn.

Tag in the Sun{W}{W}{W}: Target player loses life equal the the amount of enchantments you control.

4/4

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Dr. Bones and Dr. Frankenstein(4)(B)(B)

Creature — Human Demon

Tag in Dr. Bones- At the beginning of combat choose deathtouch or menace to gain until end of turn.

Tag in Dr. Frankenstein{4}{B}: Return target creature from the graveyard to the battlefield. It is a Zombie (Yes, Forever.)

Tag in Twilight Zone{B}{B}{B}: Gain 2 life for each enchantment you control.

5/5

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John Wick and Selene(4)(R)(R)

Creature — Human Vampire

Tag in John Wick- Whenever you cast an Instant or Sorcery spell, deal 1 damage to any target.

Tag in Selene{R}{R}: Up to two target creatures gain +2/+0 and haste until end of turn. These creatures are Vampires (Yeah, forever).

6/5

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John Wick and Selene(4)(R)(R)

Creature — Human Vampire

Tag in John Wick- Whenever you cast an Instant or Sorcery spell, deal 1 damage to any target.

Tag in Selene{R}{R}: Up to two target creatures gain +2/+0 and haste until end of turn. These creatures are Vampires (Yeah forever).

6/5

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Crypto, Chuck, and Sarah(4)(U)(U)

Creature — Human

Tag in Crypto{0}: Upload a card from target deck. Activate this ability only once per turn.

Tag in Chuck{U}: Look at target player's hand. (He flashed on them)

Tag in Sarah{U}{U}{U}: Target creature cannot be blocked this turn.

4/5

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PO3, Scybe of Technology(2)(U)

Artifact Creature — Robot

PO3, Scybe of Technology has +1/+1 for each card you own in Upload.

{T}: Upload the top card of your library.

"Weak cards. Total lack of synergy. This pile really doesn't stand a chance against me."

1/2

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Memorialize(2)(W)

Instant

Exile target Historic permanent, then roll a d6. On a 6, put a sticker on the exiled card. (A permanent is historic if it has the legendary supertype, the artifact card type, or the Saga subtype. A card with 3 or more stickers is placed in the hall of fame and removed from all decks. )

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Jimberly, Friend to Frogs(G)(G)

Creature — Gnome

Partner with Hoppy, Friend to Gnomes (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Hoppy, Friend to Gnomes into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)

Whenever you sacrifice a food token create a 1/1 Frog.

Oh Hoppy, how I miss our summer days.

2/2

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The Red Desert

Land — Desert Mountain

Whenever a player casts a legendary spell The Red Desert deals 1 damage to them.

When The Red Desert leaves the battlefield, deal 3 damage to any target

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Leshy, Scrybe of Beasts(3)(W)(B)

Enchantment Creature — Dryad Druid

First strike

Each other enchantment you control gives Leshy, Scrybe of Beasts + X/X, where X is the enchantments mana value.

Please, let us continue. We don't need to keep score.

3/4

Illustrated by Raemi Rinan

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Cursed Cabin

Enchantment Land

{T}: Add {W}{B}. Use this mana only to cast enchantment spells.

My eyes ache with premonition

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Jon's Forgiveness(1)(W)

Enchantment

You have Hexproof.

When a player casts a spell with mana value 6 or greater, counter it.

The archangel raised his flaming blade.

"You are forgiven, Garfield"

And the beast exhaled his last.

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Gremlin Batch Chef(2)(U)(R)

Creature — Gremlin Chef

When Gremlin Batch Chef enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 Gremlin with haste.

1/4

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Nathan Drake(3)(R)

Creature — Human

Haste

When Nathan Drake deals combat damage to a player, you may choose one

• Create a treasure token

• Gain control of target artifact

4/4

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Genesis(5)(G)(G)(G)

Enchantment

You may cast creature spells without paying their mana cost.

Illustrated by Pat Presley

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Genesis(5)(G)(G)(G)

Enchantment

You may cast creature spells without paying their mana cost.

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Chef Slowik(1)(B)(R)

Creature — Human Chef

Menace

Food tokens your opponents control lose all activated abilities and gain "At the beginning of your upkeep, lose one life."

"The s'more. The most offensive assault on the human palate ever contrived."

3/2

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Icee Machine(U)(R)

Artifact

Your instant, sorcery, and Gremlin spells cost {1} less

Remember that movie "Nope"?

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Angelic Retinue(2)(W)

Creature — Angel

Flying

When Angelic Retinue attacks, target creature you control gains flying.

All the years I've lobbied to be treated like an adult have blown up in my face.

1/2

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Cereal Gremlin(1)(R)

Creature — Gremlin

When Cereal Gremlin enters the battlefield, you may put it on top of target opponent's library. If you do, create a blood token.

Eat up!

2/1

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Project Barnes and Nobel(3)(U)

Sorcery

Create a copy of target creature you control

Cycling {U} ({U}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

We could use another one of those guys

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Universal Breakage(6)(U)(U)

Sorcery

Choose two —

• Put a creature card you have physical access to from outside the game onto the battlefield (It does not need to be from the cube. If you take more than 2 minutes to select, you lose the game).

• Target player mills 20 cards

• Draw 7 cards, then discard 7 cards

• Return up to 7 target creatures to their owners hand.

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Universal Smash(6)(R)(R)

Sorcery

Choose two —

• Deal 15 damage to any target.

• Destroy all creatures.

• Destroy 3 target lands

• Discard your hand and draw 7 cards.

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The Way of Water(2)(U)(U)

Instant

The Way of Water costs {1}{U} less if you have 4 or more instant or sorcery cards in your graveyard.

Counter target spell

Water connects all things, life to death, darkness to light

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Jean Jacket(5)(B)

Creature — Horror

Flying

When Jean Jacket enters the battlefield or attacks, destroy target creature.

Why did they change the name from UFO to UAP?

6/3

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Jean Jacket(5)(B)

Creature — Horror

Flying

When Jean Jacket enters the battlefield or attacks, destroy target creature.

Why did they change the name from UFO to UAP?

6/3

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Na'vi Scout(1)(W)(/)(G)

Creature — Alien Scout

Hexproof

When Na'vi Scout attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls.

"Our Hearts Beat In The Womb Of The World"

2/1

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Go For a Trip(2)(W)(U)

Sorcery

You may cast any number of copies of "Magic Highways" and "Commute to Mars" and "Call in the Drivers"and "Release from the Dock" from your hand or sideboard without paying their mana cost.

Home Alone 3: Lost on Mercury

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Commute to Mars(W)

Sorcery

Put a +1/+1 counter on target vehicle, and it becomes a creature until end of turn.

Cycling {2}

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Douglas(R)

Creature — Alien Soldier

Haste

Undying (When Douglas dies, if it had no +1/+1 counters on it, return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with a +1/+1 counter on it.)

"This isn't an ad for anything. I just wanted to say how much I like torturing people."

1/1

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Nipulon(1)(B)(/)(G)

Creature — Alien

Dredge 2 (If you would draw a card, you may mill two cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

{3}: Return an Alien from your graveyard to your hand.

"I think we're some of the strongest enemies in the game. We really trained hard."

2/2

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Nipulon(1)(B)(/)(G)

Creature — Alien

Dredge 2 (If you would draw a card, you may mill two cards instead. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.)

{3}: Return an Alien from your graveyard to your hand.

"I think we're some of the strongest enemies in the game. We really trained hard."

2/2

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Reptile Phone Booth(1)(G)

Artifact Creature — Lizard Snake

{T}: Each player switches decks. You lose 5 life.

"I'll give him a call on my snake phone."

2/2

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Penthouse Lounge(2)

Artifact — Building

You may only cast Penthouse Lounge if you control a non basic land.

When Penthouse Lounge enters the battlefield, attach it to a non basic land you control.

Equipped land has "Sacrifice a Food: Untap this land"

Another yoda soda sir?

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Narrow Escape(W)

Instant

Target creature gains hexproof and +0/+2 until end of turn.

“People fish because they are searching for something. Often it is not for a fish.”

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The Sixth Location

Land

Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)

{T}:{C}{C}

"Even though the Eye cannot be reached from here, the Quantum Moon remains special to us, as it carries us nearer to the Eye than any other place we know."

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Timber Hollow

Land — Mountain Forest

Timber Hollow enters the battlefield tapped if it was played from your hand.

The magic thing about home is that it feels good to leave, and it feels even better to come back

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Giant's Deep

Land — Forest Island

When Giant's Deep becomes tapped, put a creature you control from the battlefield into your hand. If you cannot, then lose the game. (Because the tornado threw you out to space!)

Enter this place without friends, however; these are lessons to learn for yourself.

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Brittle Hollow

Land — Island Mountain

When you tap Brittle Hollow, sacrifice it.

You may play Brittle Hollow from your graveyard if you've cast an instant or sorcery this turn.

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Hourglass Twins

Land — Mountain Plains

Whenever you tap Hourglass Twins, put a sand counter on it.

If Hourglass Twins has less than 4 sand counters, it isn't a Plains.

If Hourglass Twins has 4 or more sand counters, it isn't a Mountain.

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Dark Bramble

Land — Swamp Forest

When Dark Bramble enters the battlefield, each opponent creates a 2/2 Angler Fish black creature token.

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Frowning Friends(2)(U)

Creature — Alien

If you would draw from an empty library, you win the game.

You must all go and spread the word of FROWNING! Pretty soon, everyone will embrace sadness, and there will be no such thing as SMILING!

3/3

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Bloodhound(3)(G)

Creature — Human

You may look at the top card of your library.

You may cast the top card of your library if it is a creature card.

"The path led us here today, embrace it"

3/4

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Lifeline(4)(W)

Creature — Human

Vigilance

Lifeline Package-When you gain life, remove the top three cards of your library face down. You may Nutcracker up to three of them with cards in your hand. Shuffle the pile back into your deck.

5/5

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Lil Jimmy, Drink Maker(U)(R)

Creature — Monkey Pirate

Shiny Offering {U}{R}, Remove the Basketball from a creature you control or sacrifice an artifact.: Roll a D6

1, 2 Throw the can : Deal 3 damage to any target

3, 4 Chug Jug : Target Mountain you control gains "{R}: Deal 1 damage to any target" until end of turn

5, 6 Old Fashioned Islands you control tap for an additional {U} until end of turn.

2/2

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Aye-Aye(B)(G)

Creature — Lemur Pirate

When Aye-Aye attacks you may exile a creature card from a graveyard. If you did, then roll a d6

1, 2 Marked for Death: Place a deathtouch counter on target creature

3, 4 Bananas: Create a food token

5, 6 Howl: Return target permanent with mana value 1 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield

2/2

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Gremlins in the Walls(R)

Sorcery

Destroy target artifact an opponent controls

Create a copy of target token you control

before you call the repairman, turn on all the lights, check all the closets and cupboards, look under all the beds, 'cause you never can tell. There just might be a gremlin in your house.

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Bliblie Riots(1)(W)(R)

Sorcery

Deal 4 damage to each creature

Create a 1/1 Bliblie Alien with haste for each artifact or enchantment you control

"Blood! Blood!"

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Determined Bounty Hunter(3)(W)

Creature — Skeleton Horror

Vigilance, First Strike, Persist

Determined Bounty Hunter gets +1/+1 for each artifact or enchantment you control

"Get back here. We ain't done yet."

1/1

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Riddler Minion(2)(G)

Creature — Human Minion

Reach

Puzzlecraft (When this creature dies, you may pose an opponent a riddle. If they do not get it within 45 seconds, you may search your library for an artifact with mana value less than 3 and place it onto the battlefield.)

1/4

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Dangerous Puzzle(1)

Artifact — Clue

When Dangerous Puzzle enters the battlefield, exile the top 2 cards of each players deck. You may choose one and place it into your hand. Then your opponent may choose. Repeat this until no cards remain.

{2}, Sacrifice Dangerous Puzzle: Draw a card

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Jigsaw's Baptism(B)(R)

Artifact — Equipment

When Jigsaw's Baptism enters the battlefield equip it to a creature an opponent controls.

Equipped creature has "At the beginning of it's controllers upkeep, flip a coin. If the result is heads, sacrifice the creature."

{2}: Shuffle Jigsaw's Baptism into your deck. (Only the owner of this card may activate this ability)

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Dinotopia(G)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature has +1/+1 and trample.

When Dinotopia would leave the battlefield, return it to your hand.

"The dinosaur returned it from the graveyard to your hand!! That was sick!!"

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Lands of Amusement(2)(G)

Sorcery

Exile any number of lands from your graveyard.

Place X +1/+1 counters on target creature and add X {G} where X is the number of lands you exiled.

"He got really good at fighting from playing minigolf."

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Meteor Blast(R)

Instant

As an additional cost to cast Meteor Blast, discard a land.

Deal 2 damage to any target then scry 1.

"Not a good time to be a sea monkey"

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Unleash the Killers(5)(B)(B)

Sorcery

Search your library for up to 2 horror creatures and place them onto the battlefield.

You get an insanity counter (Spells you cast cost {B} more to cast).

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Butcher of Camp Nightwing(R)

Creature — Human Horror

First strike

When Butcher of Camp Nightwing enters the battlefield create a blood token

"This was July 12, 1978. The first day of camp. A week later my sister was dead."- Fear Street 2

1/1

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The Black Rider(3)(B)(R)

Creature — Zombie Horror

Reach

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks you, place a bounty counter on it.

{B},{t}: The Black Rider fights target creature with a bounty counter on it.

Whenever a creature with a bounty counter dies or becomes exiled, you may return a card from your graveyard to your hand and create a treasure token.

5/5

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Unleash the Killers(5)(B)(B)

Sorcery

Search your library, graveyard, or exile for up to 2 Horror cards and place them onto the battlefield.

Create a number of Blood tokens equal to the amount of Horror creatures you control.

"Oh you better get runnin!"

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Detective's Study(1)(W)

Enchantment

Whenever you cast an enchantment spell, Investigate

{3}{W}: Reveal the top 4 cards of your library. You may place any number of enchantments into your hand

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Vengeful Spirit(3)(B)(B)

Enchantment Creature — Spirit Horror

Haunt (When this card is put into a graveyard after resolving, exile it haunting target creature.)

When Vengeful Spirit enters the battlefield, sacrifice it.

Haunted creature has +5/+5 and Lifelink

7/7

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Eye Spy(U)(/)(G)

Instant

Lands you control gain "{T}: {E} until end of turn"

Upload the bottom card of your library

"I spy with my little eye a little guy; a small fry."

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Plugged in Buddy(U)(B)

Artifact

Upload two cards from your hand: Draw a card. Activate this ability only once per turn.

{E}{E}{E}: Plugged in Buddy becomes a 8/8 Horror creature in addition to it's other types until end of turn

"He's your buddy, and yes he's all plugged into the computers and shit."

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Nightmare of the Pirates(1)(U)(B)

Creature — Jellyfish

You cannot download cards

{1},{t}: Upload a card, activate this ability only once per turn

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, untap Nightmare of the Pirates

3/4

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Soul of the Depths(U)(B)

Creature — Jellyfish

You cannot download cards.

Soul of the Depths has +1/+1 for each card you have currently uploaded.

"If you get stung then it will hurt"

1/1

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Samurai Baller(2)(U)

Creature — Samurai

Samurai you control have Bushido 1

Whenever a creature you control attacks with the Basketball, it gains +1/+1 until end of turn

2/4

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Huddle Up(U)(R)

Instant

Draw a card. If you've made a shot this turn, draw another card.

Pass target creature the ball.

Fun? Sports are about winning.

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Catherine, Breakroom Buddy(3)(U)

Creature — Alien

Whenever a creature you control with the basketball attacks, it gains flying until end of turn.

{t}: Shoot 1, 3, 5

"You wanna play on the basketball machine? Good luck beating my highscore"

4/4

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Donnie Darko(3)(U)(B)

Creature — Human

You cannot download cards.

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, add {U}{B} and upload the top of your library.

If you control 13 or more cards in upload at the beginning of your upkeep, you win the game.

5/5

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Donnie Darko(3)(U)(B)

Creature — Human

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery, add {U}{B} and upload the top of your library.

If you control 13 or more cards in upload at the beginning of your upkeep, you win the game.

5/5

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Air Bud(3)(R)

Creature — Dog

Whenever a creature you control with the Basketball attacks, it gains double strike until end of turn

{3}{R}: Pass the ball to Air Bud

4/4

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Island Court

Land — Island

{4}, {T}: Pass the ball to target creature. (The basketball goes to it, if a basketball is not in the game, place a basketball counter on it)

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Living Backboard(3)(U)

Artifact Creature — Construct

{T}: Shoot 2, 4, 6 (Remove the ball from Living Backboard. Roll a d6. If the result is equal to any of the shoot values then deal 2 damage to any target.)

Whenever the basketball would leave the battlefield, place it on Living Backboard.

4/4

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1/1

Super Slam(U)

Instant — Basketball

Pass target creature the ball. (The basketball goes to it, if one is not in the game, place a basketball counter on it)

Target creature gains "{T}: Shoot 1,2,3,4,5" (Remove the ball from it. Roll a d6. If the result is equal to any of the shoot values then deal 2 damage to any target.)

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King of the Game(3)(U)(R)

Creature — God

{0}: Pass the ball to target creature. Activate this ability once per turn.

Whenever a creature you control with the ball attacks, draw a card

Whenever you make a shot, draw a card

5/5

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Ultimate Jock(2)(R)

Creature — Human

{T}: Shoot 1, 3 (Remove the ball from Ultimate Jock. Roll a d6. If the result is equal to any of the shoot values then deal 2 damage to any target.)

{3}{R}: Pass the ball to Ultimate Jock (The basketball goes to Ultimate Jock, if one is not in the game, place a basketball counter on Ultimate Jock.)

3/3

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Dua Lipa(2)(U)

Creature — Human

Levitating (Cannot be blocked except for creatures with flying or reach)

Your opponents max handsize is reduced by 2

"If you wanna run away with me, I know a galaxy and I can take you for a ride"

3/2

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Rick and Morty and Lola(2)(U)(R)

Creature — Human Rabbit

When Rick and Morty and Lola enters the battlefield pass it the ball

{T}: Shoot 1,3,4,6 (Remove the ball from Rick and Morty and Lola. Roll a d6. If the result is equal to any of the shoot values then deal 2 damage to any target.)

{U}{R}: Pass Rick and Morty and Lola the ball

3/4

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Gremlin Point Guard(R)

Creature — Gremlin

When Gremlin Point Guard enters the battlefield, pass it the ball. (The basketball goes to Gremlin Point Guard, if one is not in the game, place a basketball counter on Gremlin Point Guard.)

When a creature attacks with the basketball, it gains +1/+0 until end of turn

1/1

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1/1

Minion Machine(2)

Artifact

At the beginning of your upkeep create a 1/1 minion creature token.

"We got businesswoman and construction guys and architects."

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1/1

Dream Whale(5)(U)(U)

Creature — Whale

Flying

You may cast Dream Whale from upload

"Whale all be alright"

6/6

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1/1

Beef Squatch(8)(G)

Creature — Sasquatch

Trample

You may sacrifice food when casting Beef Squatch. Each food you sacrifice reduces the cost by {1}.

Have you heard of Beef Squatch!

9/9

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1/1

Tree Dome

Land — Island

Sacrifice Tree Dome: Upload the top card of your library

When Tree Dome leaves the battlefield add {G}

I've been getting into mario judah lately

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1/1

Twisting Fortress

Land

{T}: Untap another land you control

When Twisting Fortress leaves the battlefield draw a card

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.”

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1/1

Enter the Twilight Zone(B)

Instant

Reveal the top three cards of your library. You may place an enchantment into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Hex target creature until your next turn (Hexed creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn when they attack, block, or activate activated abilities.)

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1/1

Snow Cone Blast(U)

Instant

Tap target creature. It does not untap during it's controller's next untap step.

You may remove an Ice counter from a creature you control, if you do, then draw a card.

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1/1

Beach Bus(2)(W)(U)

Artifact — Vehicle

When Beach Bus becomes crewed if a creature crewing it had Islandwalk, Beach Bus gains Islandwalk. Repeat this for Lifelink, Deathtouch, Flying, Vigilance, Trample, First strike, Double strike, Afterlife, and Afflict. (These do not go away at end of turn).

Crew 3

Oh Yeah!

4/5

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1/1

Rip Tide(U)

Instant

Lands you control add an additional {U} when they tap for mana until end of turn

Flashback {2}{U}

Oh Yeah!

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1/1

Gizmo's Command(1)(R)

Instant

Choose two —

• Create a 1/1 Gremlin creature token

• Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn

• Deal 1 damage to any target

• Destroy target token artifact

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1/1

Yeti Gremlin(2)(U)

Creature — Gremlin Yeti

Yeti Gremlin cannot be blocked

Oh no! One got into the snowcone syrup serum! I wonder what that will do? Who could ever even know? Oh well

2/4

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1/1

Gremlin

Creature — Gremlin

1/1

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1/1

Big Mac and Gizmo(3)(R)(R)

Creature — Moonfolk Gremlin

Haste, Food tokens lose all abilities

When a Gremlin you control attacks, create a 1/1 Gremlin that is tapped and attacking too.

"It's just empty calories now!"

5/5

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1/1

Ratatouille, the Best Chef(1)(W)

Creature — Rat Pilot

First strike

Sacrifice a Food token you control: Target vehicle becomes a creature until end of turn, place a +1/+1 counter on it.

"He's the best chef of them all."

1/2

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1/1

Lil Bub(3)(G)(G)

Creature — Cat Alien

You may look at the top card of your library and cast it, if it's an Alien.

{T}: Download all uploaded cards you own

5/6

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1/1

Hermin(U)

Creature — Crab

All non-equipment, non-creature artifacts you control gain "Equip Crab {2}"

Hermin has +1/+1 for each equipment on it

"Always looking for a home, never a homemaker"

0/2

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1/1

Call in the Drivers(W)

Instant

Create a 2/2 Dinosaur for each vehicle you control

Whenever a vehicle you control becomes Crewed this turn put a +1/+1 counter on it

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1/1

Patty Wagon(W)

Artifact — Vehicle Food

Sacrifice Patty Wagon, {T}: Gain 3 life

Crew 1

Mr Krabs uses it for promotional reasons

2/2

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1/1

Release from the Dock(W)(U)

Sorcery

Search your library for up to two vehicle cards and put them into your hand

Don't tell me the moon is shining; show me the glint of light on broken glass

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1/1

Sea Moth(U)

Artifact — Vehicle

Skulk (A creature with skulk can't be blocked by any creature with greater power than it.)

Whenever Sea Moth deals combat damage to a player draw a card

Crew 1

1/1

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1/1

UFO(3)

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying

At the beginning of combat, if you control an Alien, UFO becomes a creature until end of turn.

Crew 2

2/4

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1/1

The Homer(2)

Artifact — Vehicle

Haste, Trample

Crew 1, Cycling {2}

"I want you to help me design a car. A car for all the Homer Simpsons out there. I want to pay you \$200,000 a year!"

4/3

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1/1

The Flying Dutchman(4)

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying

Whenever The Flying Dutchman deals combat damage to a player create a Treasure token

Crew 3, Afterlife 1

Insulting a man's ship be worse than insulting his mother!

4/3

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1/1

Dread Rider(B)

Creature — Horror Skeleton

When Dread Rider enters the battlefield, upload the top card of your library face down. (You cannot look at it until you download it)

"The plots got a lot of holes, but also a 'hole' lot of heart."- Tina

1/1

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1/1

Brain Gremlin(3)(R)

Creature — Gremlin

Sacrifice another Gremlin: Search your opponent's library for two cards. They may shuffle one back into their deck, put the remaining card into your hand. Activate this ability only once per turn any time you could cast a sorcery.

4/3

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1/1

LilyPad(U)(/)(G)

Creature — Plant Alien

You may look at the top card of your library

{1}{U}: Exchange LilyPad with the top card of your library

Is not disease the rule of existence? There is not a lily pad floating on the river but has been riddled by insects.

0/3

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1/1

End of Time(2)(W)

Enchantment

When End of Time enters the battlefield exile target creature until End of Time leaves the battlefield.

"Stop calling. It's time to let me be."

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1/1

Electric Gremlin(R)

Creature — Gremlin

Haste, Electric Gremlin can't block

Sacrifice Electric Gremlin at your end step

{E}{E}: Return Electric Gremlin to the battlefield

3/3

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1/1

Botched Mission(2)(R)

Sorcery

Deal 5 damage to any target.

You may discard a card, if you do then draw a card.

"Abandon the plane. I don't think this will work anymore."

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1/1

Midnight Hunt(1)(B)

Enchantment

Whenever a Dinosaur you control deals damage to a player create a blood token.

Whenever a creature you control attacks, create a 2/2 Zombie Dinosaur with that is tapped and attacking too. Sacrifice all tokens created this way at the end of combat.

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1/1

Intergalactic Wildlife Federation(1)(U)

Enchantment

Whenever a non-Human creature enters the battlefield under your control, if it does not share a creature type with a creature you control then draw a card

"Check that shit out"

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1/1

Extinction(2)(B)(B)

Sorcery

Destroy all creatures. You may return a Dinosaur, Alien, or card named Dinosaur Graveyard from the graveyard to your hand.

"If only we knew. If only!"

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1/1

Frog

Creature — Frog

“You can keep your willpower, frog. I am going home to bake a cake.”

1/1

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1/1

Strange Encounters of the Night(1)(B)

Enchantment

Whenever you cast a Horror spell roll a d6

1: Upload the top card of your library face down

2: Create 2 Blood tokens

3: Return target creature from your graveyard to your hand

4: Place a lifelink counter on a creature you control

5: Creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn

6: Mill 4

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1/1

Meeks, Me Pet Peacock(2)(W)(U)

Creature — Bird

Flying

Noncreature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast

"Oh he pee'd in your Mug Rootbeer? ha! Thats Meeks for ya."

2/3

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1/1

Gnommenwald

Land — Forest

Frogs and Gnomes you control have Hexproof

When Gnommenwald leaves the battlefield create a 1/1 Frog creature token

People kill over money and power and love, but no one kills gnomes because they can hide in Gnommenwald

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1/1

Gnommenwald

Land — Forest

Frogs and Gnomes you control have Hexproof

When Gnommenwald leaves the battlefield create a 1/1 Frog creature token

People kill over money and power and love, but no one kills gnomes because they can hide in Gnommenwald

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1/1

Hoppy, Friend to Gnomes(2)(G)(/)(B)

Creature — Frog

Partner with Jimberly, Friend to Frogs (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Hoppy, Friend to Gnomes into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)

Hoppy, Friend to Gnomes can't be blocked except by creatures with reach or flying

"I'll never forget the Frog who saved Gnomesgiving from the Gremlins"

3/4

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1/1

Jimberly, Friend to Frogs(G)(G)

Creature — Gnome

Partner with Hoppy, Friend to Gnomes (When this creature enters the battlefield, target player may put Hoppy, Friend to Gnomes into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)

Frogs you control get +1/+1

Whenever you sacrifice a food token create a 1/1 Frog.

Oh Hoppy, how I miss our summer days.

2/2

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1/1

Jimberly, Friend to Frogs(G)(G)

Creature — Gnome

Partner with Hoppy, Friend to Gnomes

Frogs you control get +1/+1

Whenever you sacrifice a food token create a 1/1 Frog.

Oh Hoppy, how I miss our summer days.

2/2

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1/1

The Gnomish Council(3)(W)(/)(G)(W)(/)(G)

Creature — Gnome

If you have more than 30 life The Gnomish Council has +4/+4

Food tokens you control have "{T}: Add {G} and gain 1 life"

"And this year will be the greatest gnomesgiving ever!"

5/5

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1/1

Dale, Survival Unleashed

Creature — Human

Ward- Pay 3 life

When Dale, Survival Unleashed attacks return target land from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped

3/3

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1/1

Dale, Exterminator(R)

Creature — Human

When Dale, Exterminator enters the battlefield sacrifice a land and draw 2 cards.

Whenever an Alien enters the battlefield transform Dale, Exterminator.

Are You An Alien?

1/1

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1/1

Hank, Grill Master(G)

Creature — Human

{t}: Create a food token

"I sell propane and propane accessories. I do not grill with charcoal. I like to taste my meat, not smoke."

1/1

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1/1

Strickland Propane

Land

{T}: Add {1}

Activated abilities of food tokens you control cost {1} less to activate

When Strickland Propane leaves the battlefield it deals 2 damage to any player

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1/1

Gnome Gathering(G)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant land

The first time enchanted land becomes tapped each turn, gain 1 life or add {G}.

When the enchanted land leaves the battlefield, create a food token

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1/1

Cursed Waters(2)(B)

Enchantment

Creatures your opponents control are hexed. (Hexed creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn when they attack, block, or activate activated abilities.)

"Darkness seeped from witch's corpse and into the water. Soon, she would not be so lonely."

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1/1

Mystery Machine(4)

Artifact — Vehicle

When Mystery Machine attacks, Investigate

If Mystery Gang is tapped to crew Mystery Machine, Mystery Machine gets +3/+3

Crew 3

4/4

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1/1

Witching Hour(1)(B)

Instant

Until the end of turn, lands you control gain "{T}: You lose a life and draw a card"

Hex target creature until your next turn. (Hexed creatures get -1/-1 until end of turn when they attack, block, or use an activated ability.)

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1/1

Reason With(2)(U)

Instant

Draw two cards

You may pay {E}, if you do then draw an additional card

"Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Is that a new haircut? Tell me it's a new haircut. It's got to be a new haircut"- Mike Wazowski

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1/1

Variable Pathways(1)

Artifact

When Variable Pathways enters the battlefield split your library into two piles. One has the top card revealed. You may draw from either library. (If one mills out you do not die.)

{3},{T}: Upload the top card of your library

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1/1

Monster's Inc

Land

{T}:{1}

{T}: {E}

When Monster's Inc leaves the battlefield add {E}

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1/1

Gremlin Ravagers(2)(R)

Creature — Gremlin

When Gremlin Ravagers enters the battlefield choose one —

• Destroy target artifact

• Destroy target nonbasic land

• Destroy target artifact or land you control, draw two cards

3/3

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1/1

Mystery Shack(W)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Land

Enchanted land has "{3},{t}: Investigate"

When the enchanted land is destroyed, Investigate

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1/1

Wash Over(3)(R)(G)

Sorcery

Destroy each land you control. Deal 1 damage to any target and draw a card for each land destroyed this way. You may play up to 8 lands this turn.

Hypnotized blindly in deep anger. A little seed of misunderstanding was sown. Eventually in the garden of love. A deadly mangrove of distrust was grown!

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1/1

Kelp Forest

Land — Forest

Kelp Forest enters the battlefield tapped

Food tokens you control have "{2}{T}, Sacrifice this token: Gain 4 life"

When Kelp Forest leaves the battlefield create a food token

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1/1

Bonus Jonas, Project Manager(3)(W)

Creature — Alien Advisor

Vigilance

{T}: Create a 1/1 green Powerbaby Alien creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {E}"

{T}: Upload the top card of your library

"Come on man! You need to get your shit together."- Trover

3/4

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1/1

Trover(3)(U)

Creature — Eye Person

Trover has all activated abilities of each creature on the battlefield

{0}: Untap Trover. Activate this ability only once per turn.

"Tap for a green? Yeah sure. It's a real bonus jonas for me I guess."

3/4

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1/1

The Drowned Diver(3)(B)(B)

Creature — Human

Swampwalk

Lands with Seaweed counters have "{T}: Mill a card"

{2}: Place a Seaweed counter on target land

The kids suspect a green-glowing sea-diver suit is connected with the disappearance of several boats.

5/5

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1/1

Nature's Beauty(2)(G)(G)

Enchantment

Lands you control have "{T}: Add {G}{G}{E}

You may play lands from your graveyard

"What is a wave without an ocean? What is a beginning without an end? Now you go among the stars and I fall upon the sand. We are different, but we go together."

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1/1

Red Shell(2)(G)

Creature — Alien Crab

When Red Shell enters the battlefield destroy target artifact or enchantment

"Anyway, like I was saying, shrimp is the fruit of the sea"

3/2

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1/1

Edgelord Hacker(3)(B)

Creature — Human

When Edgelord Hacker enters the battlefield, upload the top card of your library

Uploaded cards you control are uploaded face down and cost {1} less to download. (You may not look at them until you download them)

4/4

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1/1

Brain Freeze(1)(U)(U)

Instant

Counter target spell

Open the Freezer - {1}: Discard Brain Freeze, search your library for Cooler Monster or Frozen Man and place one into your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

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1/1

Haunted Convience Store

Land

{t}: {1}

Open the Freezer - {1}: Discard Haunted Convience Store, search your library for Cooler Monster or Frozen Man and place one into your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.

Afterlife 1

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1/1

Kool Aid Man(3)(R)

Artifact Creature — Kool Aid Construct

Trample, Protection from Walls

When Kool Aid Man dies create a food token

{3}: Destroy target enchanted or nonbasic land. It's controller may draw a card.

4/4

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1/1

Ruin(1)(W)(/)(R)

Instant

Destroy target artifact or enchantment

Cycling {2}

"After a while, I lost my intimacy with Tiwa. As she grew up, she gave up her playthings."

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

KFC Rocket Simulator(2)(U)

Artifact — Vehicle

Flying

When KFC Rocket Simulator deals combat damage to a player create a Crypto token

When you cycle KFC Rocket Simulator create a blue 1/1 astronaut token

Crew 2, Cycling {U}

2/2

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1/1

Rosemary, Transformed

Creature — Human

Trample, vigilance

At the beginning of your end step sacrifice a food token and place a +1/+1 counter on target creature. If you can't then transform Rosemary, Transformed.

5/5

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1/1

Rosemary(W)

Creature — Human

Lifelink

At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more food tokens transform Rosemary

“Hal: Does she take the cake, or what?

Mauricio: She takes the whole bakery, Hal.”

1/1

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1/1

Bob, Maker of Burgers(W)(G)

Creature — Human

Vigilance

When Bob, Maker of Burgers attacks or blocks, create a food token

1/3

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1/1

Gremlins of the Night(R)(B)

Creature — Gremlin

Afflict 1

Blood tokens you control have "Sacrifice this token: Target Gremlin gets +2/+2 until end of turn"

2/2

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1/1

Movie Theater(1)(R)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Land

Movie Theater is an artifact in all zones except the battlefield

Enchanted land has "{T}: Target Gremlin gets +3/+3 until end of turn"

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1/1

Dinosaur Graveyard(2)(B)

Enchantment

As long as you have 4 or more black cards in your graveyard, Dinosaur Graveyard is an 8/8 Zombie Dinosaur with deathtouch and trample.

{B}: Mill 1

"Jurassic Parkington Square"

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1/1

Cooler Monster(2)(B)

Creature — Horror

Lifelink

You may look at the top card of each opponents library

"Frieza.Gif"

3/2

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1/1

Dummy(3)(B)

Artifact Creature — Construct

Menace, Afflict 2

Dummy gets +1/1 for each other artifact you control

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, each opponent loses 1 life

4/4

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1/1

Pumpkin Patch(1)(B)

Creature — Human Horror

Menace

If you control a Blood token, Pumpkin Patch gets +1/+1

2/2

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1/1

Drench in Sunlight(1)(W)

Instant

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn or Drench in Sunlight deals 2 damage to target creature you don't control

Illustrated by Hiroshi Nagai

1/1

Courage, Cowardly Dog(W)

Creature — Dog

Protection from Horrors

{3}{W}: Investigate

"The things I do for love."

2/1

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1/1

Clue Hunting Grounds(1)(W)

Enchantment

You have no maximum handsize

Clues you control have "Sacrifice this token: Deal 2 damage to target player"

"Zoinks"- Shaggy

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1/1

Mystic Field(1)(U)

Enchantment

You have to maximum handsize

Noncreature spells cost {1} less to cast. (This applies to all players)

"7 of Swords, Wheel of Fortune, and the Hanged Man"

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1/1

Mystery Gang(2)(W)

Creature — Human Dog

When Mystery Gang deals combat damage to a player, investigate

Clue tokens you control have "Sacrifice this token: Draw a card and gain 1 life"

"Scooby dooby dooo!"

3/3

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1/1

Snack Run(1)(W)

Instant

Whenever a creature deals combat damage to you this turn, create a food token and draw a card.

"Gotta get Jerky for the boys"

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1/1

Vape Apparition(W)

Creature — Spirit

Flying, Afterlife 1

"Anyone else smell blue raspberry jolly ranchers?"

1/1

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1/1

Duel(W)(/)(G)

Sorcery

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control

"You think you can hurt me with a block? I graduated top of my class in blocks. That isn't gonna do shit."

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1/1

Consult the Abstainers(2)(U)(U)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant creature

Enchanted creature has "{T}: Draw two cards"

"We're the Abstainers. This is what we look like. See? Kind of like that other guy from earlier."

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1/1

Jeffrey, Archivist(1)(W)

Creature — Alien Advisor

First Strike

When you are attacked, you may search your library for a plains, then reveal it and place it into your hand.

"Oh my god I have to do so much work or they'll kill me."

2/1

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1/1

Shove into Eye Holes(3)(U)

Enchantment

When Shove into Eye Holes enters the battlefield, tap target creature. It does not untap until Shove into Eye Holes leaves the battlefield.

When Shove into Eye Holes taps a creature, the creature gains "{E}{E}{E}: Draw a card"

"I won't watch another TED talk!"

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1/1

Expose to Hyperpop(1)(B)(B)

Instant

Destroy target creature, its controller loses 1 life.

"Tell me why I'm never really awake in the daytime."

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1/1

Avatar of Nu Metal(3)(W)(R)

Creature — Avatar

Flying, Haste

You cannot cast spells from your hand

You may look at the top card of your library and play it

5/5

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1/1

Masked Child(2)(R)

Creature — Horror

Trick- Discard this card: add {R}

Treat- Discard this card: create a food token

2/2

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1/1

Gremlin Journalist(3)(R)

Creature — Gremlin

Trample

Whenever a Gremlin deals combat damage to a player, add {R}.

5/4

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1/1

Frog Eater Witch(1)(G)

Creature — Frog Witch

Whenever a nontoken creature dies, create a green 1/1 Frog creature token

"Bart stop bothering Lisa. Lisa drink the water."

0/1

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1/1

Dr. Jones(B)(G)

Creature — Mutant Horror

Whenever a creature that has died enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card and add {B}{G}.

"They have to have died this game. It works."

2/2

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1/1

Cheldons(4)(G)

Creature — Mutant Alien

Trample

Whenever you cast an Alien, you may cast Cheldons from your graveyard until end of turn.

"They created Trolli Sour Gummy Crunchers, and now they want them back"

4/4

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1/1

Horrorland

Land — Swamp

Players may cast creatures from their graveyard.

Whenever a creature dies, exile it with suspend 5.

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1/1

Haunted Ground(B)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Land

Enchanted land gains "3{B},{t}: Return target creature from the graveyard to your hand"

When the enchanted land is destroyed, return target creature from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

Consult the Depths(U)

Instant

Fateseal 1

Scry 1

Upload the bottom card of your library (To upload a card, exile it. Its owner may pay {2} to return it to their hand any time they could cast a sorcery.)

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1/1

Whooper(G)

Creature — Alien Bird

Flying

{T}: Add {E}

"Tweet."

0/1

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1/1

Pinhead(2)(U)(U)

Creature — Demon

When searching your library you may find Pinhead instead of another card (Pinhead does not have to be a legal target.)

Whenever a creature takes damage but doesn't die, draw a card

"I am an explorer of pain and pleasure. The bringer of euphoric suffering."

2/3

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1/1

Kang and Kodos(2)(G)(G)

Creature — Alien

{E}: Aliens you control cost {1} less to cast this turn

When an Alien you control dies upload it. (To upload a card, exile it. Its owner may pay {2} to return it to their hand any time they could cast a sorcery.)

4/4

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1/1

It of Many Faces(2)

Creature — Shapeshifter

Changeling

"Jesus wept"

1/1

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1/1

Jaleyeopee(G)

Creature — Alien

When Jaleyeopee, or another Alien enters the battlefield, you gain {E}.

{E}{E}: Add {G}

"We don't have to pay sales tax"

1/1

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1/1

Thief of Want(W)(U)

Creature — Alien Horror

If a spell or ability an opponent controls includes "may", they choose not to activate it.

Treasures cannot be sacrificed

"Gold won't bring her back."

1/1

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1/1

Stream Lurker(2)(G)

Creature — Alien Frog

Islandwalk

{T}: Add {G}

"He's a nice presence in the community. Let me borrow weed eater parts. I appreciate that. I really do."

2/3

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

Nick, Market Mastermind(1)(U)(u)

Creature — Human

Protection from Aliens

When Nick, Market Mastermind enters the battlefield create a Crypto token

Whenever another Legendary permanent enters the battlefield, Upload the top card of your library.

"Have you considered how Sasquatch will affect the market? I have."

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Wireless Network(3)

Artifact

{2}{t}: Upload the top card of your library (To upload a card, exile it. Its owner may pay {2} to return it to their hand any time they could cast a sorcery.)

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Cyber Nomad(1)(U)

Creature — Samurai Human

When Cyber Nomad enters the battlefield Upload the top card of your library. (To upload a card, exile it. Its owner may pay to return it to their hand any time they could cast a sorcery.)

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Field Horse(1)(b)

Creature — Horror Horse

Protection from Humans

{t}: Surveil 1

“I do not love men: I love what devours them.”

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Rabbit(1)(b)

Creature — Horror Rabbit

Whenever a creature dies, its controller may create a food token.

“There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand.”

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Create Paradise(3)(G)

Sorcery

Search your library for up to 2 basic land cards and put them onto the battlefield tapped.

You may untap 1 land you control, if you control an Alien.

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Demon's Puzzle Box(4)

Artifact

Creatures you control are every creature type.

"Don't cry. It's a waste of good suffering."

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Sunset(B)(/)(R)

Instant

Gremlins, Horrors, and Aliens you control gain +1/+1 and haste until end of turn.

"It's too late now. Better hope it's not the Gremlins."

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No Where To Run(B)(B)

Enchantment

If you would search your library for a card, you may find this card instead. (Even if it doesn't fit the search constraints.)

Creatures get -1/-1

Whenever a creature dies, create a Blood token

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Goth Gremlin(1)(R)

Creature — Gremlin

When Goth Gremlin enters the battlefield you may search your library for any number of artifacts and shuffle them into your opponents library.

"Yeah he's hitting it."

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Dew It Up(R)

Instant

Gremlins you control gain "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may destroy an artifact or reveal the top card of an opponents library. If the revealed card is an artifact, put it onto the battlefield under your control." until end of turn.

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Explosive Mischief(1)(R)

Sorcery

This spell costs {1} less if you control a Gremlin

Deal 3 damage to any target

Gizmo would leave no survivors

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Extraterrestrial Honor Guard(1)(U)(G)

Creature — Alien Samurai

When Extraterrestrial Honor Guard enters the battlefield you may place a land from your hand onto the battlefield.

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Undersea Lodge

Land — Island

Undersea Lodge enters tapped unless you control three or more other Islands

{2}{U}: Scry 1, Surveil 1, or Fateseal 1

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Pattern of Disappearance(1)(G)

Enchantment

Aliens you control gain +1/+1

Whenever a creature dies, it's controller may draw a card

"Must be 5G"

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Frewton, Samurai Slayer(2)(G)

Creature — Horror Alien

Protection from Samurai

When Frewton, Samurai Slayer kills a Samurai, Frewton, Samurai Slayer gains Bushido equal to the value of dead creature. (If Frewton, Samurai Slayer already has Bushido, add the new point value.)

"I will peel your flesh from your armor."

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ZAY-ZEE, Cyber Octopus(6)(U)(U)

Creature — Octopus

You may sacrifice Crypto tokens when you cast this spell. Each sacrificed token reduces the cost by {1}.

When ZAY-ZEE, Cyber Octopus deals combat damage, draw 8 cards.

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Memory Bank(1)(U)

Artifact

{1}{U}: Create a Crypto token

If a Crypto Token you control would sacrifice itself or cause you to lose life, instead place a Decay counter on Memory Bank. When Memory Bank has 4 or more decay counters sacrifice Memory Bank.

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Cyber Samurai(1)(U)

Creature — Samurai

Bushido 1

Bushido 2 if you control a Crypto token (This replaces Bushido 1)

"Shoot all you want. It will just trigger Bushido 1 or maybe Bushido 2 on a good day."

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Gizmo, Hunter of Gremlins(1)(R)

Creature — Gremlin

Double strike

Whenever Gizmo, Hunter of Gremlins deals combat damage to an opponent exile the top card of their library. You may play cards exiled this way and spend mana as if it was mana of any color when casting them.

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Madman(B)

Creature — Human

Whenever you discard a card create a black 2/2 Horror Creature token with Decayed

"I feel like I'd feel better if I smashed someone's brains out with a rock. Most people would."

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Ami, Blood Painter(1)(B)(B)

Creature — Vampire

Deathtouch

Whenever you sacrifice a Blood token create a black 2/2 Horror creature token.

Sacrifice 13 Blood tokens: Target player loses the game.

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Ruin(1)(W)

Instant

All artifacts are buried. Creatures lose all keywords until end of turn.

“May your trails be crooked, winding, lonesome, dangerous, leading to the most amazing view.”

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Om(1)(G)

Creature — Alien

When Om enters the battlefield reveal the top card of your library. If it's an Alien or Legendary creature gain 5 life.

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Horror

Creature — Horror

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Summer Day(3)(W)

Instant

Target opponent gains 4 life.

Draw three cards.

“Bees do have a smell, you know, and if they don't they should, for their feet are dusted with spices from a million flowers.”- Ray Bradbury

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Gremlin Rain(R)

Instant — Gremlin

You may deal one damage to any target or create a 1/1 Gremlin with haste

"Gremlins come with too much responsibility for any man. I will not sell them." - Petsmart

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Razor Elbow(B)

Instant

Place a -1/-1 counter on target creature.

Create 2 Blood tokens.

"I work hard for my stuff. And even when I work hard for my stuff, it gets taken away - which is cool. It's alright. You can't take my smile. And you won't."

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Demogorgon(6)(G)(G)

Creature — Alien

Forestwalk, Trample, Hexproof

"Yeah it's me. Don't cream your pants."

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Home Turf(G)

Enchantment — Aura

Enchant Land

When Home Turf enters the battlefield, draw a card.

Enchanted land has "{T}: Gain 2 life"

Right up my alley.

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El Cucuy(B)(R)

Creature — Human

Haste

When El Cucuy enters the battlefield create a Blood token and each player loses 1 life

"It would be nice to finish Khabib via liver shots, wouldn't it? I just want to see him wincing in pain on the ground where he belongs."

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Crypto

Artifact — Crypto

At the beginning of your upkeep roll a d6—

1: Create a Treasure token

2: Create two Treasure tokens

3: Lose three life

4: Sacrifice Crypto

5: Gain one life

6: Investigate

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Crypto Elf(U)

Creature — Elf

Crypto Elf is unblockable as long as you control a Crypto token

Any centralized currency will be replaced by cum

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John McLane(2)(W)(R)

Creature — Human

Enrage- Whenever John McLane is dealt damage place a +1/+1 counter on it and deal 1 damage to any target.

If John McLane would die, instead you may place John McLane in your library third from the top.

"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherfucker"

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Not Today(W)

Instant

Choose two —

• Target creature gains ward 3 until end of turn

• Scry 1

• You gain hexproof until end of turn

"Oh, You're In Charge? Well, I Got Some Bad News For You Dwayne, From Up Here It Doesn't Look Like You're In Charge Of Jack Shit"- John McLane

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Come Out and Play(1)(R)

Sorcery

Draw a card and reveal it. Come Out and Play deals damage equal to the revealed cards mana value to target opponent

"Well, good! I'm sick of runnin' from these wimps!" - Ajax

Illustrated by Hiroshi Nagai

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