Lucien Greaves, Satanic Spokesperson(1)(R)(W)(B)

Creature — Human Rebel Cleric

{X}, {T}: Goad X target clerics, druids, monks, and/or shamans.

{X}: The next time a source of your choice would deal damage this turn, X of that damage is dealt to Lucien Greaves, Satanic Spokesperson instead.

Whenever source deals damage to Lucien Greaves, Satanic Spokesperson, it deals that much damage to its controller.

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Illustrated by Twitter

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Baphomet, Rebellion Incarnate(1)(R)(/)(W)(R)(/)(W)(R)(/)(B)(R)(/)(B)(R)

Artifact Creature — Goat Incarnation

Menace, Trample, Afflict 3

When Baphomet, Rebellion Incarnate enters the battlefield, return all permanents you own in exile to the battlefield under your control, then each player gains control of all permanents they own.

{R}{R}{R}{W/B}{W/B}{W/B}: Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Satan, we've grown.

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Illustrated by Mark Porter

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Anton LaVey, The Black Pope(2)(B)(B)

Creature — Human Warlock

When Anton LaVey, The Black Pope enters the battlefield, target player discards their hand then draws three cards.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, Anton LaVey, The Black Pope deals X damage to that player, where X is 5 minus the number of cards in their hand.

"It's a shame stupidity isn't painful."

—Anton Szandor LaVey

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Illustrated by Portrait of Szandor LaVey

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Aleister Crowley(1)(U)(R)

Creature — Human Wizard

When Aleister Crowley enters the battlefield, discard your hand then draw cards equal to your maximum hand size.

Limitless Potential — If you have no maximum hand size, shuffle your library, hand, and graveyard into your library then draw ten cards instead.

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Illustrated by Robert Preston

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Devil's Lettuce(2)(G)

Artifact — Food

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Devil's Lettuce: You gain 3 life.

{G}{G}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Devil's Lettuce: Create two tokens that are copies of Devil's Lettuce.

{1}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Devil's Lettuce: You may draw up to 7 cards, then for each card drawn this way, discard a card.

Its only true sin was for allowing one to view the world through a new perspective.

Illustrated by Javier Jaén

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Deconstruction(1)(w)(/)(b)(r)

Enchantment

Constructs lose all abilities and can’t have or gain abilities.

{T}: You get an emblem with "Each angel, demon, god, and demigod in any zone is a construct in addition to its other types"

{B/R}{B/R}{B/W}{B/W}, {T}: Choose a card name. Search each player's graveyard, hand, and library for all cards with the chosen name and exile them if they are constructs. Then that player shuffles. Any player may activate this ability.

That which will not bend must break, and that which can be destroyed by truth should never be spared its demise. It is Done.

Illustrated by depositphotos.com

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Ouija Board(3)

Enchantment Artifact

{2}{t}: create a 1/1 Black Spirit Illusion token with haste and "when this creature dies, search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle." Exile it at beginning of the next end step or when it becomes the target of a spell or ability. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.

The feebleminded think it a tool to invoke The Devil. This, however, is precisely what makes it a potent tool indeed.

Illustrated by Google Images

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The Revolt of the Angels(2)(R)(W)(B)

Enchantment

If a God would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else and remove all counters from it.

Gods can't be played from exile.

{3}{R}{B}: Choose a god creature. That Creature's controller sacrifices it.

"...and that it is within ourselves, and within ourselves alone, that we must attack and destroy God."

—Anatole France, The Revolt of the Angels

Illustrated by Peter Paul Rubens

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Satan, Fallen Star(3)(R)(R)(/)(B)(B)

Creature — Angel Demon Horror

Menace, Afflict 6

Gods lose Indestructible and Hexproof and can’t have or gain Indestructible or Hexproof.

Gods and Demigods gain "When this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, sacrifice it."

"We were conquered because we failed to understand that Victory is a Spirit..."

—Anatole France, The Revolt of the Angels

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Illustrated by Gustave Doré

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Lucifer, Heavens' Prosecutor(3)(R)(R)(/)(W)(W)

Creature — Angel Archon

Flying

You have Hexproof

Attacking creatures you control gain +2/+2 until end of turn.

If a creature you control is blocked by a creature with Hexproof, Indestructible, or Shroud, you may have that creature's controller sacrifice it.

"His ideas have little connection; He is less powerful than He is thought to be. And, to speak candidly, He is not so much a god as a vain and ignorant demiurge."

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