Brandt(W)(u)

Creature — Human Minion

{3},{T}: Copy target activated or triggered ability. You may choose new targets.

"This is our concern, Dude."

2/2

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Opening Monologue(1)(W)

Enchantment

Create a 0/1 Tumbleweed creature token with Defender.

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

The Occasional Acid Flashback(2)(U)(R)

Enchantment

When Acid Flashback enters, time travel. (For each suspended card you own and each permanent you control with a time counter on it, you may add or remove a time counter.)

Whenever you propagate, time travel.

At the beginning of your end step, propagate. (Create a token that’s a copy of an artifact token you control.)

"What do you do for fun, Mr. Lebowski?"

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Subjective Statement(U)(U)(U)

Instant

Exile target spell with a number of time counters on it equal to its mana value. When You and that spell's controller each draw a card.

"Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

The Horse With No Name(1)(R)(G)

Creature — Elemental Horse Mount

If you control at least three different lands, this creature has haste; five different lands, this creature has trample; seven different lands, creatures you control get +2/+2.

Whenever this creature attacks while saddled, it gets +2/+2 and gains menace until end of turn.

Saddle 4

Partner with The Stranger

4/4

Illustrated by Jack Bell

1/1

Disinterested Detectives(1)(W)(b)

Creature — Human Detective

Whenever an opponent investigates, they lose 2 life.

Whenever an opponent commits a crime, investigate.

"I wouldn't hold out much hope for the tape deck, though."

"Or the Creedence."

2/2

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

The Ringer(2)(U)

Artifact

When The Ringer enters, it becomes a copy of target artifact. That artifact loses all abilities and becomes a Clue artifact until The Ringer leaves the battlefield.

"The ringer cannot look empty."

Illustrated by Ruitertassen

1/1

Peaceful Meditation(U)(G)

Instant

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to you until your next turn. Propagate. (Create a token that’s a copy of an artifact token you control.)

"Far fucking out, man."

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Da Fino, Brother Shamus(2)(W)(U)

Creature — Human Detective

Whenever this creature or another creature you control enters or attacks, create a Clue token.

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact token, you may pay {1}. If you do, at the beginning of the next end step, create a token that’s a copy of that artifact.

Activated abilities of Clues you control cost {1} less to activate.

"What the f**k are you talking about?"

2/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Mistaken Identity(2)(U)

Sorcery

Until end of turn, target creature controlled by an opponent becomes a copy of another target creature.

"I'm a Lebowski, you're a Lebowski, what of it, sir!?"

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Donny’s Surfboard

Artifact — Equipment

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance, haste and islandwalk.

Equip {2}

Illustrated by Tiki Soul

1/1

Young Donny, Prodigal Surfer(1)(w)(u)(g)

Creature — Human Monk

When Young Donny, Prodigal Surfer enters, create Donny's Surfboard, a legendary colorless Equipment artifact token with “Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has vigilance, haste and islandwalk” and equip {2}.

{1}{U},{T}: Until end of turn, Young Donny, Prodigal Surfer becomes a 5/5 Walrus with hexproof.

2/2

Illustrated by Artery 8

1/1

Garden Party Ejection(X)(X)(U)

Instant

Exile target permanent with X time counters on it. It gains suspend. At the beginning of that permanent's owner’s upkeep, they remove a time counter from it. When the last time counter is removed, return that card to its owner’s hand.

"And they say he ran awayyyyy—BRANDED!"

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Over the Line(2)(r)(r)

Instant

Over the Line deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature attacked this turn or is tapped, this spell costs {2} less to cast.

"Mark it zero!"

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Duder, Desultory Detective(1)(G)(U)

Creature — Human Detective

When this creature enters, create a Jay token.

Whenever a creature enters under your control, propagate. (Create a token that’s a copy of an artifact token you control.)

Sacrifice a Jay token: Create a Clue token.

"Mind if I do a jay?"

2/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Jay

Artifact — Drug

{1},{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose one —

• Scry 2.

• Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

• Exile the top card of your library; you may play it until the end of your next turn.

Illustrated by Amihays

1/1

Smokey, Conscientious Objector(W)

Creature — Human Coward

Whenever an opponent casts a spell or a creature controlled by an opponent attacks, exile Smokey, Conscientious Objector. Return it to the battlefield under its owner’s control at the beginning of the next end step.

"... you know he's got emotional problems, man."

"You mean, beyond pacifism?"

1/2

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Bunny Lebowski(1)(R)(g)

Creature — Human Nomad

{1}{R}: Goad target creature an opponent controls. If that player controls another non-goaded creature, create a Treasure token.

"Viva Las Vegas!"

3/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Walter, Worthy Adversary(1)(R)(G)

Creature — Human Soldier

When this creature or a nontoken Soldier enters under your control, amass Soldiers 1.

Whenever you amass Soldiers, you may have the Army you amassed fight a creature you don't control.

"...you are entering a world of pain."

1/1

Illustrated by No artist credit

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Walter, the Flagbearer(1)(G)(W)

Creature — Human Flagbearer Soldier

Whenever an opponent is choosing targets as part of casting a spell they control or activating an ability they control, that player must choose at least one Flagbearer on the battlefield if able.

{1}{W}: Create a 1/1 white Flagbearer creature token. As long as you control a Flagbearer token, this creature is not a Flagbearer.

2/2

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

The Dude(1)(g)(u)(r)

Creature — Human Shaman

At the beginning of your end step and your upkeep, create a Jay token.

{T}, Sacrifice three Jay tokens: Draw two cards, then put a card from your hand on the top or bottom of your library.

Whenever you sacrifice a Jay token, add one mana of any color.

The Dude abides.

2/4

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Malibu Chief of Police(3)(R)

Creature — Human Knight

Ward—Pay 3 life

Whenever this creature attacks or becomes the target of a spell or ability, it deals 3 damage to target creature.

Whenever an opponent draws one or more cards other than the first card they draw during their turn, this creature deals 3 damage to that player.

"Do I make myself clear?"

4/2

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

The Dude's Rug(3)

Artifact

When The Dude's Rug enters, draw a card.

If The Dude's Rug becomes tapped, untap it; the player to your left gains control of it.

{T}: The next time you would draw a card, you may instead put a card you own in exile into your hand. Add two mana of any colors.

The Dude's Rug can't be sacrificed.

It really ties the room together.

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Jackie Treehorn(2)(w)(b)

Creature — Human Monger

Hexproof

Artifact spells you cast have Offspring {2}. (They have "You may pay an additional {2} as you cast this spell. If you do, when this permanent enters, create a 1/1 artifact creature token copy of it.")

{1}{U}: Target creature becomes a noncreature artifact until end of turn. Any player may activate this ability but only as a sorcery.

"Wave of the future, Dude."

3/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Harvest Time(U)(G)

Sorcery

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

This is What Happens(R)

Enchantment Saga

Destroy target artifact.

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Secret Stash(1)(U)(G)

Artifact

When Secret Stash enters, create three Jay tokens.

Sample the Wares —

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

Rally the V.F.W.(X)(X)(R)(G)

Sorcery

Amass Soldiers X, then populate. That creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it. (To populate, create a token that’s a copy of a creature token you control.)

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

Eulogize(W)

Instant

Exile target creature card from a graveyard. Its owner creates their choice of a Clue, Food, or Jay token.

"Goodnight, sweet prince."

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Micturate(w)(b)

Instant

Put a piss counter on target artifact. At the beginning of its controller's next upkeep, that player sacrifices that artifact. If they can't, exile that artifact.

"Ever thus to deadbeats, Lebowski."

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

The Little Dude(2)(/)(W)(2)(/)(U)(2)(/)(B)(2)(/)(R)(2)(/)(G)

Creature — Human Child Scion

Flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, lifelink

If The Little Dude would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, reveal The Little Dude and shuffle it into its owner’s library instead.

“I happen to know there’s a little Lebowski on the way.”

6/6

Illustrated by Old Master

1/1

Amphibious Rodent(U)(R)

Creature — Weasel

Riot

Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn.

At the end of combat, tap all creatures that blocked this creature this turn and put a stun counter on them.

“Also, let's not forget—let's *not* forget, Dude—that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city—that ain't legal either.”

2/1

Illustrated by DucoNDona

1/1

Marty, Lenient Landlord(1)(u)(r)

Creature — Human Performer

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player may choose to let you create a tapped Treasure token. If they do not, at the beginning of the next endstep you create two Treasure tokens.

"Uh, Dude, tomorrow's already the 10th."

1/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Theodore "Donny" Kerabatsos(G)(w)

Creature — Human Survivor

Sacrifice Donny: Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

"Hey, that's your name, Dude."

1/2

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Gang of Nihilists(3)(B)

Creature — Human Rogue Performer

Creatures dying don’t cause abilities to trigger.

At the beginning of your upkeep, pay 1 life or sacrifice Gang of Nihilists.

You can’t lose the game and your opponents can’t win the game.

"We believe in nothing, Lebowski."

3/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Treehorn’s Thugs(1)( )(U)(W)

Creature — Human Minions

Whenever this creature enters or attacks, detain target creature. (Until your next turn, that creature can’t attack or block and its activated abilities can’t be activated.)

{1}{U}: Put a stun counter on target detained creature.

"You're not dealing with morons here, Lebowski."

4/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Irritable Cab Driver(1)(U)(R)

Creature — Human Pilot

Whenever a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability, create a 3/3 Eagle creature token. It's a red and blue Bird with flying.

{R}: Target creature token you control deals damage to target creature equal to its power. Sacrifice that creature token.

3/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Maude's Goons(1)(R)

Creature — Human Minion

When Maude's Goons enters, it deals 5 damage to any target. If a creature is not destroyed this way, tap target creature controlled by an opponent and put a stun counter on it.

4/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Larry Sellers(2)(R)

Creature — Human Child Rogue

Haste

{1}{R},{T}: Gain control of target artifact. At the end of your turn, sacrifice it.

1/2

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

A Rash So Bad(2)(R)

Enchantment — Aura Curse

Enchant player

Whenever a creature controlled by enchanted player becomes tapped, A Rash So Bad deals 1 damage to that player.

“But you know me, I can’t complain.”

—Tony the Chauffeur

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Spiked White Russian(2)

Artifact — Food

{T}: Add {C}{C}

{X}, Sacrifice Spiked White Russian: Tap target creature and put {X} stun counters on it.

5 parts vodka

2 parts coffee liqueur

3 parts cream

Illustrated by Kahlúa®

1/1

Subjective Statement(2)(U)

Instant

Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner’s graveyard. You and that spell's controller each draw a card.

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

The Stranger(2)(G)(w)

Creature — Avatar Ranger

Hexproof, lifelink, vigilance

{G}: Target creature gains hexproof until end of turn. The Stranger loses hexproof until end of turn.

{1}{W},{T}: Target creature phases out.

Whenever The Stranger becomes tapped, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, and shuffle your library.

Partner with The Horse with No Name

"Sometimes, there’s a man."

4/4

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

The Big Lebowski(W)(U)(B)

Creature — Human Rogue Advisor

All unemployed creatures get -1/-1.

{2}: Target creature loses its job. (It loses one instance of a class type. A creature with no class types is unemployed.)

The Big Lebowski has hexproof as long as you have not committed a crime this turn.

"Get a job, sir!"

1/4

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

The Jesus(1)(U)(b)(r)

Creature — Human Rogue

Haste, ward—Discard a card.

{2},{T}: Reveal your hand to target opponent. That player chooses a card. Discard it. That card deals damage to that player equal to its mana value.

At the end of each turn, if an opponent discarded a card, you may draw a card.

"You said it, man—nobody f**ks with the Jesus."

2/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Walter Sobchak(1)(R)(G)(W)

Creature — Human Soldier

When Walter Sobchak enters and at the beginning of combat on your turn, amass Soldiers 1. (Put a +1/+1 counter on an Army you control. It’s also a Soldier. If you don’t control an Army, create a 0/0 white Soldier Army creature token first.)

Soldiers you control get +1/+0 and have trample.

"...I got buddies who died face down in the muck..."

3/4

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Francis Donelly, Funeral Director(3)(B)

Creature — Human Advisor

{2}{B},{T}: Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a finality counter on it.

Pay X life: Remove a finality counter from target creature, where X equals its mana value.

"I understand you are taking away the remains."

1/2

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Maude, Magnanimous Mother(2)(G)(U)(R)

Creature — Human Bard Shaman

Whenever you cascade, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Whenever you cascade, you may reduce the mana value of spells you exile by X, where X is half the number of counters on Maude, Magnanimous Mother, rounded down.

3/3

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

Walter, Pacifism Dabbler(1)(W)(R)

Creature — Human Warrior

You may choose not to untap Walter, Pacifism Dabbler during your untap step.

{1},{T}: Tap target creature controlled by an opponent. As long as Walter, Pacifism Dabbler remains tapped it loses all abilities and can't attack or block. That creature's controller may choose to have Walter, Pacifism Dabbler deal 3 damage to it and untap Walter, Pacifism Dabbler. Activate only as a sorcery.

"This isn't 'Nam, Smokey, there are rules."

3/3

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

His Dudeness, Idealistic Activist(U)(R)

Creature — Human Rebel

1/1

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

El Duderino(R)(G)

Creature — Human Rebel

1/1

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

Sioux City Sarsaparilla(2)

Artifact — Food

{1},{T}: You gain 5 life. Shuffle Sioux City Sarsaparilla and your graveyard into their owner’s library.

"Yeah, that's a good one."

Illustrated by Jesse Brothers

1/1

Gary, Bowlers' Barkeep(1)(W)(G)

Creature — Human Employee

Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, create a Food token. (It’s an artifact with “{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.”)

Whenever you create a token, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control other than Gary, Bowlers' Barkeep.

"Right, Dude."

2/2

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Walter's Bowling Ball(3)

Artifact — Equipment

Indestructible

Equipped creature has “{T}, Unattach Walter's Bowling Ball: Walter's Bowling Ball deals 5 damage to target creature. That creature’s controller gains control of Walter's Bowling Ball.”

Equip Walter {0}

Equip {3}

Illustrated by Gopher Sport

1/1

Tony, Charming Chauffeur(2)(r)

Creature — Human Pilot

2/1

Illustrated by No artist credit

1/1

Will Into Reality(2)(R)

Instant

Exile the top ____ cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.

Take an extra turn after this one?

If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Working in Shifts(W)(R)

Sorcery

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1

Maude Lebowski(2)(U)(R)

Creature — Human Bard

Spells you cast have conspire. (As you cast a spell, you may tap two untapped creatures you control that share a color with it. When you do, copy it and you may choose new targets for the copy.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top two cards of your library. You may play one of them this turn.

"¡Que ridículo!"

2/3

Illustrated by The Coen Brothers

1/1